It’s almost that time – Prince Harry and a slew of royal reporters from across the pond will be arriving at the Jersey Shore in just under two weeks (cue jumping up and down and clapping). Although the prince and his posse will only be here for a short time, I feel it is my duty and as a royal watching, Jersey Shore native to prepare you all accordingly.
So, what can be expected when you all arrive in Jersey on May 14th?
If you fly into Newark airport, at first you might be all, um.. where am I? Why are we visiting this smoke infested state?
Don’t worry, they just chose to put the airport in the one teeny, tiny area that is used for industrial ugliness.
Then, you will look to your left, see something like this and quickly change your tune..
You will head down the Garden State Parkway..
You will arrive at the Sandy-ravaged shore and your heart will break a little..
Finally, Governor Christie will make an appearance and you will most likely get a colorful comment of sorts..
After all that time outside, breathing in the fresh ocean air, you might be getting a bit hungry..
Contrary to popular belief, you will not see any of this because surprise! These clowns are not even from New Jersey..
So put Bruce Springsteen on repeat, throw your preconceived notions to the wind and be prepared for a morning in a beautiful place. Oh, and you will also see this girl..
Get used to seeing her around, word on the beach is that Prince Harry will be falling in love with her and whisking her back to England.