In honor of my favorite Olympian pulling out the first gold medal for Team USA..
CONGRATULATIONS RYAN LOCHTE! #JEAH
In my opinion, there is nothing better than Olympic Swimming and it is very fitting that our first gold goes to a guy who has worked himself to the bone for the past four years to become one of our country’s top competitors. I mean, the guy flips tires and pushes cars for his dry-land workouts – that alone deserves some sort of medal. It also doesn’t hurt that he is extremely good looking.
This boy was made for a Wheaties box.
Congratulations on blowing everyone out of the water in the 400 Individual Medley, Ryan. You deserve it!
PS – that American flag grill, you are beyond awesome.
Oh and Ryan, if you ever want to swap out that 800-pound tire for something lighter to flip, call me.